Friday, December 23, 2022

2022 Motorsports Christmas List

Christmas is here again! And it is a weekend Christmas at that. I hope everyone gets to observe it Monday as well. Christmas is a time of giving and this is our yearly traditional of giving to those around the motorsports community. 

Everyone is looking for something new or something they once had. Life isn’t always fair and not everyone gets what they deserve. This our chance to make it right and fairly reward those who have been working extra hard at being good this year, as well as help those who just need a little help going in the right direction.  

What is waiting this year? Let’s take a look. 

To Patricio O'Ward, Felix Rosenqivst and Alexander Rossi: A McLaren 720S GT3 for GT3 competition in the 24 Hours of Daytona, Bathurst 12 Hour, 12 Hours of Sebring, Petit Le Mans and Indianapolis 8 Hours

To James Hinchcliffe and Robert Wickens: A GTD Pro Entry in IMSA

To Mark Wilkins: People knowing his name

To Josef Newgarden: Indestructible rear suspension

To Josef Newgarden and Scott McLaughlin: A Porsche 963

To Will Power: An Indianapolis 500 pole position

To Ryan Blaney: A Cup victory in a race that pays points

To Austin Cindric: Better road course results

To Joey Logano: A new swing set for the children

To Romain Grosjean: A test in a Mercedes F1 car... remember when he was promised that? Whatever happened to that test?

To Colton Herta: 13 Super License points to shut everyone up

To Kyle Kirkwood: More checkered flags seen

To Devlin DeFrancesco: A top ten finish

To Martin Truex, Jr: Quick contract negotiations

To Denny Hamlin: The lead in the season finale with five laps to go

To Christopher Bell: Snowboots

To Bubba Wallace: A regular season race victory

To Tyler Reddick: Making Richard Childress jealous

To Ty Gibbs: A level head

To Scott Dixon: A shot at the 24 Hours of Le Mans overall victory

To Marcus Ericsson: Huski Chocolate arriving in the United States and becoming a big hit with Ericsson becoming a poster boy for the brand

To Álex Palou: Favorable contractual language

To Takuma Sato: An farewell he deserves

To Rinus VeeKay: Becoming beloved in his native country

To Simona de Silvestro: Support for a full season IndyCar program

To IndyCar: Support races for the Canadian Grand Prix, United States Grand Prix and Mexican Grand Prix. Nothing wrong with racing in front of people

Also to IndyCar: Engine regulations that have some wiggle room to attract multiple new manufactures and will be introduced during the 2027 season

Also to IndyCar: A new chassis also set to debut during the 2027 season

Also to IndyCar: Somebody in the front office who can hit the brakes before doing something like letting the licensing agreement lapse on iRacing. My goodness… you know what? A full blown intervention. IndyCar needs a full blown intervention. 

To NASCAR: Competent race control

To all the NASCAR teams: More testing time with the new car and NASCAR's willingness to correct any persistent issues

To the FIA World Endurance Championship: Every entrant at the season opener running the entire season

To LMP2 teams: The class remaining an option in WEC

To Formula E: Every scheduled event taking place as scheduled

To Formula One: Sensical point distribution if a race ends before 90% of the scheduled distance

Also to Formula One: The Grand Prix of America happening on the Port Imperial street circuit in Weehawken, New Jersey. Forget Miami and Las Vegas. This would be the most picturesque and thrilling track on the schedule. 

To Miami Grand Prix attendees: Better ticket prices

To MotoGP: The confidence to know it doesn't need sprint races and these are just a waste of time

Also to MotoGP: A race at Barber Motorsports Park... it will be on here every year until it happens

To the MotoGP teams: Easy delivery of equipment from round to round, especially to Argentina

To World Superbike: A race at Barber Motorsports Park... if MotoGP isn't coming World Superbike should. It could use an American round

To Francesco Bagnaia: A personal driver to take him everywhere he needs to go

To Marc Márquez: A clean bill of health

To Joan Mir: Pushing Márquez within the Repsol Honda camp

To Álex Rins: Less falls

To Fabio Quartararo: A better day in Assen

To Franco Morbdielli: A time machine back to 2020. Morbidelli is probably the only man who wishes it was 2020

To Aleix Espargaró: A better end to the season

To Raúl Fernández and Miguel Oliveira: Every paycheck clearing

To Johann Zarco: That elusive MotoGP victory

To Álex Márquez: The Ducati Desmosedici GP22 still being a contending bike

To Jack Miller: Making KTM a championship contender

To Joe Roberts: Maximizing his potential

To Álvaro Bautista: A wild card entry with Ducati in a few MotoGP races

To Toprak Razgatlioglu: A victory in Spain

To Jonathan Rea: Converting more pole positions into victories

To Dominique Aegerter: Keeping his emotions in check

To Garrett Gerloff: The best BMW it has ever produced for World Superbike

To the Mandalika International Street Circuit: Clear weather on race day

To MotorLand Aragón: A MotoGP race. It is absurd it lost one

To Sergio Pérez: A teammate who listens

To Max Verstappen: A heart

To Daniel Ricciardo: Openness to race something special in 2023

To Liam Lawson: Not having his career ruined by the Red Bull meat-grinder

To Nyck de Vries: The same thing as Liam Lawson

To Scuderia Ferrari: Proper strategists

To Charles Leclerc: A good day at his home race

To Carlos Sainz, Jr.: No opening lap retirements in 2023

To Lewis Hamilton: A comeback season for the ages

To George Russell: Consistency continuing 

To Kevin Magnussen: More racing with his father

To the Las Vegas Grand Prix: An 8:00 p.m. Eastern start

To Stefano Domenicalli: Understand an 11:00 p.m. local start for the Las Vegas Grand Prix benefits nobody

To all of sports car racing: Formula One not scheduling its grand prix on the same weekend as one of your major races

To Dane Cameron: Success continuing on the global level

To Colin Braun: Becoming the most celebrated driver in IMSA

To Chip Ganassi: Less contact between his cars when they are battling

To A.J. Foyt Racing: All the money ROKiT owes the team

To Juncos Hollinger Racing: A great second driver that can match Callum Ilott

To Magnus Racing: Competing for more podium finishes in GTD

To Jack Hawksworth: Toyota deciding to commit a Toyota GR010 Hybrid to IMSA and having Hawksworth be its lead driver

To Tomoki Nojiri: People outside Japan learning his name... that can happen with a Formula One test

To Kyle Busch: Lots of patience

To Kurt Busch: Feeling well enough to race at some point in 2023

To A.J. Allmendinger: More fun than when he was last full-time in the Cup Series

To Juan Pablo Montoya; Three IndyCar starts, because that is how far he is from 100 IndyCar starts and he sure break the century mark in that category and an LMP2 entry that doesn't get taken out while at the front of the 12 Hours of Sebring

To Tony Kanaan: Another two Indianapolis 500 entries after 2023

To Hélio Castroneves: A Daytona 500 entry

To Simon Pagenaud: A backyard barbecue set

To Ryan Hunter-Reay: A full-time job racing somewhere

To Marco Andretti: At least a dozen starts in NASCAR's second division

To J.R. Hildebrand: Funds to pay for all the IndyCar oval races

To Stefan Wilson: Dreyer & Reinbold Racing's speed from the last two years carrying over to 2023

To the marshals at the Singapore Grand Prix: Leaf blowers to clear standing water quicker

To Wayne Taylor Racing: Indestructible rear suspension

To Filipe Albuquerque and Ricky Taylor: An Acura program in WEC

To Jordan Taylor: A new hobby

To Ryan Briscoe: A full-time ride somewhere, how about in GTD Pro in an Acura?

To Jack Harvey: A few races as the top Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing finisher

To Graham Rahal: A great year at the dealership

To Christian Lundgaard: A favorable rainy day

To Ed Carpenter: A week vacation to somewhere he has never been before

To Stoffel Vandoorne: Something to supplement his Formula E responsibilities

To René Rast: An LMDh program that doesn't crumble from underneath him

To António Félix da Costa: A shot in the Porsche 963. How hasn't da Costa gotten greater opportunities outside of Formula E?

To Juan Manuel Correa: Success in Formula Two

To Jak Crawford: A Formula Two entry… because all the good Formula Three seats are disappearing and if it doesn’t work out in Europe I hope American teams have his contact information

To Lando Norris: Enough energy to run the 24 Hours of Daytona while still competing in Formula One. You are 23 years old and it is during the offseason. Let's not act like it is that big of a commitment.

To Oscar Piastri: Solid job security

To Yuki Tsunoda: Bosses that respect him

To Lance Stroll: Self-awareness

To Fernando Alonso:That 2017 ambition to go for the Triple Crown of Motorsports and start running other noteworthy motorsports events again. Remember how fun that Alonso was? 

To Sebastian Vettel: Gardening tools

To Valtteri Bottas: Snowshoes 

To Guanyu Zhou: One Drive to Survive episode that shows his personality

To Alexander Albon: People recognizing how good his 2022 season actually was

To Nicholas Latifi: An ounce of respect 
 
To Mick Schumacher: Peace wherever he races next and hopeful that will be in a Mercedes in Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters

To Nico Hülkenberg: A few solid points finishes

To Alpine F1: Better management

To Pierre Gasly: Avoiding those last few penalty points on his license

To Esteban Ocon: Less contact with his teammate

To Logan Sargeant: A few points-paying finishes in general

To Felipe Drugovich: An actual stiff at a Formula One ride

To Pipo Derani: Action Express Racing getting an invitation to the 24 Hours of Le Mans and taking it

To Pietro Fittipaldi: A full-time race seat anywhere. This career is dying on the vine

To Indy NXT: Keeping Indy Lights as its name

To Indy Lights: Better funding distribution to the drivers

To Jamie Chadwick: Reasonable press coverage and respectable results

To W Series: A smart business model that doesn't have it competing in every corner of the global

To Alex Quinn: A full-time Indy Lights ride

To HMD Motorsports: Keeping all of its drivers happy

To Christian Rasmussen: Less contact and always having enough in the tank

To Rasmus Lindh: A season that has his phone ringing off he hook

To Hunter McElrea: His second half of 2022 carrying over to 2023

To Jagger Jones: People realizing he is more than his grandfather

To Matthew Brabham: Another year in Indy Lights. Last year went well

To Oliver Jarvis: A ride with an LMDh or Hypercar manufacturer

To Guy Cosmo: A GTD team with an owner who knows what is going on

To Paul Miller Racing: The #48 back… it is now available 

To Peugeot: A respectable return to Le Mans

To the AF Corse Ferrari 499P program: No dysfunction

To Glickenhaus: A full WEC season

To Argentina: A major international four-wheel race, whether it be WEC, Formula One, heck even IndyCar fits I guess 

To Intercontinental GT Challenge: A return to the Asia-Pacific region

To the World Rally Championship: Something to inject the series with some excitement. A new manufacture. A deeper crop of full-time drivers... something

To Kalle Rovanperä: Accomplishing something that will allow him to be as appreciated as previous WRC champions. 

To Brad Keselowski: Fewer penalties

To Sage Karam: Multiple top ten finishes in NASCAR competition... and Noah Gragson not spinning him out

To Noah Gragson: Nothing because he already has everything the world has to offer seeing as how he continually gets away with stepping over the line

To Brendon Jones: One shot to get even with Ty Gibbs

To John Hunter Nemechek: But before Jones gets his shot, Nemechek gets his shot to get even first

To Parker Kligerman: A way to balance driving 33 races and still being a valuable pit lane reporter

To Cole Custer: This being only a brief return to NASCAR's second division

To Callum Ilott: Race results that are closer to his qualifying results

To Conor Daly: A financial advisor and a change in his portfolio

To David Malukas: A few more laps at Gateway

To Linus Lundqvist: Funding for a full-time IndyCar ride

To Benjamin Pedersen: Good days

To Santino Ferrucci: The best season for an A.J. Foyt Racing driver in the last decade

To Marcus Armstrong: A good nickname

To Nick Cassidy: Becoming the fourth New Zealander on the IndyCar grid

To Brendon Hartley: Becoming the fifth New Zealander on the IndyCar grid

To Oliver Askew: Another full-time IndyCar opportunity

To Kevin Harvick: Believing in his son's dream a little bit more

To Aric Almirola: A better sense of when it is time to retire

To Ross Chastain: A worthy follow up act

To Jimmie Johnson: Better luck as a team owner

To Jeff Gordon: The best back his has felt in 30 years... he might need it

To the NASCAR Le Mans effort: Not causing any major incidents

To Supercars: A successful New Zealand round

To Shane van Gisbergen: An entry in the Chicago Cup race

To Chaz Mostert: A viable Supercars championship push

To Harrison Burton: A look at a college education

To Valentino Rossi: Some racing in the United States

To Dries Vanthoor and Charles Weerts: The success with Audi following them to BMW

To Mazda MX-5Cup: Races live on American network television. These races last 45 minutes and there is never a dull moment. It would become the most watched series in the country if it ever got a proper profile

To Motorsports fans: Acceptance that they don't need to watch any award banquets. It is just people eating and drinking. It is a party and you aren't invited. That is ok. You aren't missing anything

To Kyle Larson: A Chili Bowl purse worth his interest

To Alex Bowman: A balanced season

To William Byron: A balanced season... the Hendrick Motorsports drivers need it

To Chase Elliott: The ability to loosen up

To Layne Riggs: A full-time NASCAR Truck Series entry

To North Wilkesboro Speedway: An extra access road for traffic

To Chicago: Beautiful weather the weekend of July 1-2

To Jaguar: A return to sports car racing. LMDh, GT3, something. It has the history and it has Mitch Evans and Sam Bird to build a program around

To Sébastien Buemi: A 24 Hours of Daytona entry

To the Monaco Grand Prix: Becoming the first grand prix where teams have to use all five tire compounds during a race. It would be better than the current situation. There would be fewer dull moments during that race

To the Dutch Grand Prix: The same thing as Monaco 

To the Italian Grand Prix: Becoming the first grand prix where DRS must be open the entire lap. The brake zones would be gigantic. The drivers would really have to pedal the cars 

To the Azerbaijan Grand Prix: A place in the schedule take makes more sense than between Australia and Miami and only being a week before Miami at that

To Belle Isle: A Formule E doubleheader weekend

To Mid-Ohio Sports Car Course: Upgraded facilities. It is time

To Road America: An extra hour and 20 minutes for its IMSA race. It shouldn't be hard to get considering the 100-minute qualifying race for the 24 Hours of Datyona is gone

To Texas Motor Speedway: Another reconfiguration and repave

To the new Detroit street course: A race that is at least 75% as exciting as Belle Isle

To the Nashville street course: A good alternative site once the new football stadium starts being built right on top of where the current circuit is located

Most importantly, I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, happy holidays and a Happy New Year! This was a good year after a few down ones. There is still a lot of work that must be done to make this world a better place, but we should all find happiness in our lives and share said happiness with others. There are plenty of positives around us and we should focus on those more than the negatives.

Stay safe, stay healthy and enjoy this time with your loved ones.